Virtual Pub

[SAD ONE (Iain)]

Dear Landlord

May I request a review of my release from remand and a return to a regular regime. I believe it is within your remit so to do. Please reconsider my case.

Having retired in this residence for some time now, I am feeling restored, relaxed, revived and reinvigorated despite the early reveille. I feel it is time to be 're-boxed' and no longer reviled.

I look forward to your response and my reinstatement to respectable society and to restoring any damaged relationships.

Having had ample time to reflect, I resolve not to repeat or re-offend, to seek revenge or restitution, and to revise and revamp my repugnant, reprehensible behaviour

With respect, reverence and remorse, I remain
Sad 1

P.S. May I have a complete dictionary with ALL the pages rather than just this section starting with 'RE' ? Oh, and some Retsina also please.
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You might not realise this but in reality there are no bald people. There are only ginger haired people with initiative.

[Larry]

Release!, with that post you need to be reprimanded, and further posts of this nature may have really serious repercussions.

Although you are getting restive, a reminder, your residence in here is not only for your rehabilitation, but serves as a reminder to others of the consequences that repeat offending will involve recourse to the law.

Far from being rehabilitated, you are a recidivist of remarkable (and reckless) cunning, and my response, I reckon is to restore resettlement of offenders such as yourself, in really remote regions!

Larry

[SAD ONE (Iain)]

Hi Larry

Really I was hoping you would review and rescind my sentence rather than issuing this reproof, rebuke & retort and grant me a remission.

As a result, I see I will have to take recourse to a higher representative - the Credit Card company.

Your reticence to reduce or revoke my restraint is ridiculous and hope we can find a resolution to this, instead of this ongoing repartee.

I regret my plea for reconciliation remains relegated. My regret in no way reduces my regard and respect for you personally.

Perhaps in the current recession, I should be grateful to be a recluse. Do please reconsider the result of your deliberations. Perhaps I could suggest a referral or referendum to resolve this?

Regards

Sad 1

P.S. Today I am regularly regaling myself with reggae. Redding (Otis) will be on later.
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You might not realise this but in reality there are no bald people. There are only ginger haired people with initiative.

[Rick O]

Consider yourself an out-patient. You're allowed in the rest of the pub, just as long as you regularly report back.

[SAD ONE (Iain)]

Hi Rick

Having been out on restricted release for some time, I have to admit that it is shite out here.

What offence can I commit, or give, to allow me back into the restricted but relative repose of the The Padded Cell(ar)?

Someone said if I repeated the word 'Niam" 3 times that would be enough?

Knot Kopin
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You might not realise this but in reality there are no bald people. There are only ginger haired people with initiative.