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[Cloth Ears]

Larry, that's truly inspired. Following 'neologism' with, er, a neologism. A textbook version of Tiefenbrun's Gambit and as subversive an example as I ever heard the great man use himself..

Nevertheless, I think you may be mistaken. Magnox are what you use to stick notes and pictures to your fridge. You're thinking of Magnum Chutney, the stuff that has the ability to blow a man's head off at fifty paces.
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[SAD ONE (Iain)]

Due to my sesquipedaliophobia I could not use the gambit that I wanted to.

Perhaps the natural follow on to Magnum Chutney is Flatulence.


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[Larry]

Good point Iain, on it's own it can have this effect.

Not, however, when accompanied by Lion Pickle. When served together, you end up with a beautiful animal skin rug, and something truly impressive on your wall.